Ways to Piss Off an Alaskan

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  • Ask if we live in igloos

No, we actually build these super cool snow forts. OF COURSE WE DON’T LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE’RE CIVILIZED PEOPLE AND WE HAVE HOUSES!! JUST LIKE THE OTHER STATES.

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My old house

  • Ask us if we have penguins for pets

Okay, seriously?? Who has penguins for pets? That’s just wrong, and most likely very illegal.

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My pet penguin!

  • Ask us if we see the polar bears

No. There aren’t just polar bears roaming around the grocery stores and the schools. Most of us don’t live out in the wild. It’s not Alaskan Bush People.

A bear waving..... HELLO is there any one going into town? ... I just need to a few thing for my family out at sea! It's URGENT.. PLEASE HELP!

Old neighbor, Mr. Polar Bear

  • Talk to us about Texas

    We don’t care. And no you aren’t bigger. Alaska is the biggest state, thanks. Stop being butt hurt over it.

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    Que cute, Texas.

 

Ask us if we’re Canadians

  • Obviously not, guys. We’re Americans. From Alaska. An American state. Of the United States of America.

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P.S. The captions were sarcastic if you couldn’t tell.

-Raine