Ask if we live in igloos
No, we actually build these super cool snow forts. OF COURSE WE DON’T LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE’RE CIVILIZED PEOPLE AND WE HAVE HOUSES!! JUST LIKE THE OTHER STATES.
Ask us if we have penguins for pets
Okay, seriously?? Who has penguins for pets? That’s just wrong, and most likely very illegal.
Ask us if we see the polar bears
No. There aren’t just polar bears roaming around the grocery stores and the schools. Most of us don’t live out in the wild. It’s not Alaskan Bush People.
Talk to us about Texas
We don’t care. And no you aren’t bigger. Alaska is the biggest state, thanks. Stop being butt hurt over it.
Ask us if we’re Canadians
- Obviously not, guys. We’re Americans. From Alaska. An American state. Of the United States of America.
P.S. The captions were sarcastic if you couldn’t tell.